I had to get up and leave the area where I was studying because this guy sitting near me was so cute that I could barely breathe, let alone remember the difference between Homo habilis and Homo erectus. He looked like a cute, twenty-something, Billy Bob Thornton. Damn him and his cuteness for making me feel like a perverted old freak.
You Can Call Me Mrs. Robinson
September 4, 2008 · 15 Comments
Categories: I have more batteries for my vibrators than Too $hort h · cobwebs in my privates? · getting my learn on · hell is for single people
15 responses so far ↓
Sra // September 4, 2008 at 11:11 am |
Maybe if you would have talked to him, he could have helped you out with homo erectus, if you know what I mean. wink wink.
Nothing to lose, right? Seize the day next time!
sdragoc // September 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm |
Harry Potter anyone?
apollocreed // September 4, 2008 at 12:10 pm |
If feeling like a perverted old freak is a bad thing, then I have been bad for a long time.
lizgwiz // September 4, 2008 at 12:49 pm |
It’s not “perverted old freak” anymore–we’re “cougars”!
punchlinewalking // September 4, 2008 at 2:15 pm |
I’m trying to square cute and twenty-something with Billy Bob Thorton. I might have to take your word for it.
Burreetoe // September 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm |
That’s okay. I have a thing for Shia Labeouf. Nevermind the fact that I was in 2nd grade when he was born.
Zanny // September 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm |
It is NEVER a bad thing to have a 20 something on your team! NEVER
P.S. 7 more days!
J. // September 4, 2008 at 3:09 pm |
What’s good for Michael Douglas is good for us! I mean, if you were eyeballing a twelve year old, there might be cause for worry, but a ten-year age difference, pffft, that’s nothing. My personal pick for cougar-bait cutie-pie of the moment is Nicholas Hoult, the kid from About A Boy. (He’s all grown up now.)
egan // September 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm |
Hmm, I like this confession. I recall going to the library in college and getting nothing accomplished due to naps and a wandering eye. College girls are just so damn cute. That’s what I said in college, now they’re just so young. [clears throat]
Pants // September 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm |
Sra,
Funny, I couldn’t stop thinking about the erectus part either!
sdragoc,
Oh my gosh, if he looks like Harry Potter underneath it all I would lose my shit.
apollocreed,
Do we get some sort of old creepy person membership or team wear?
lizgwiz,
I have a friend who calls himself cougar bait!
punchlinewalking,
You and me BOTH – I do not find Billy Bob Thornton attractive, which made my predicament all the more confusing.
Burreetoe,
Um, I was in in fifth grade. EEK!
Zanny,
Perhaps you can help me build up my team?
J. ,
I hope this doesn’t mean there’s boiled bunny in my future!
egan,
SERIOUSLY. Have I told you that during class discussions kids have said they have no idea where they were on 9/11 and that it hasn’t had any impact on their lives?! FREAKY! Same kids also had no idea what Abu Graib is…totally frightening.
sizzlesays // September 4, 2008 at 7:12 pm |
Sounds yummy. Hey, if Demi can do it, so can you!
rockandcookies // September 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm |
I agree with the rest of them. Nothing wrong with chasing a li’l bit younger tail.
The Grunt // September 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm |
This is not as creepy as my love for a 65 year old woman;)
Pants // September 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm |
sizzlesays,
If only all this positive feedback would give me the courage to do something.
rockandcookies,
Part of me doesn’t think it’s a big deal, then another part of me is screaming that I used to babysit kids his age.
The Grunt,
You win the creepy award!
Sarah // September 5, 2008 at 5:22 pm |
You should have told him that. Best case scenario…very good. Worst case…you wear a wig and glasses the rest of your college career.